4.15.2005

and the memory kicks in!!!

Well i remembered one of the things i wanted to blog about this morning...cause it happened AGAIN!!!

Ya know those Snapple bottles..that have those stupid "snapple facts" under the cap? Well i drink probably about 3 of these a day (seeing they're free at work)...and i've gotten the same fact like 30 times in the last 2 months...

Ok...Snapple...i get it...Frogs never drink...

Is this THAT important of information that everyone in the world that's ever had a Snapple needs to know? Or is it just freak luck that i keep getting the same fact? I wonder, cause it says that it's snapple fact # 110, which means that there should be at least 109 other facts that i could possibly get when i drink a Snapple.

Assuming that there ARE only 110 facts, which i doubt...i should still only get the same fact about once every 36 1/3 days, which would equate to every month and a half (22 work days a month or so)

Maybe it's fate or something...like somewhere in the future, i will be stuck in the wilderness or something....faced with a gatekeeper who will ask me three questions so that i could pass....sortof like in Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail....

When he asks "Do frogs drink?"....damn...i'll be all set!!!!

Otherwise...i waste 3 seconds of my life every day reading this stupid fact...

And yes, since i've mentioned the brand name about 10 times in this blog...i am expecting free Snapple for life...oh wait...i already DO get free Snapple...

Damnit...i'm gonna go drink a Sprite and punch myself in the face...

1 Comments:

At 4/19/2005 11:02 AM, Blogger Melissa said...

I feel the same way when I'm listening to my iPod and, out of the close to 2000 songs on it (so far), it gives me 2 Nirvana songs in a row...it's like "that's all you got?"

 

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